There is this fat guy who weighs about 600 pounds, and no diet seems to work. So he goes to his friend who owns a whore house, and tells him that he'll do anything to lose weight. His friend tells him for 50 dollars, he can lose 100 lbs. The fat guy goes for it. His friend leads him into a room with a gorgeous brunette, and she says "If you catch me you can fuck me". So he runs and runs for hours, and loses just over 100 lbs. He is so excited he goes back a couple days later (as soon as he could) The second time he goes into a room with a chesty blonde, with an ass to die for. This time he loses about 150 lbs. The fat guy is all excited since he only ways about 350 pounds, and goes back again. This time he tells his friend that he'll do anything to lose 200 pounds and be skinny. So his friend charges him a thousand dollars, and leads him to a new room. This time Mike Tyson is in the room and he says "If I catch you, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU!" (joke-id:2573) next joke