An oldish chap strolls into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender asks him if he would like a drink and he says "Tried drink once, didn't like it". The barman then asks him if he would like a cigarette to which he replies "Tried tobacco once, didn't like it". The bartender is frustrated and says "Well then, what the hell are you doing in a bar". The chap replies "I'm just meeting my son here". The barman says "Lemme guess, only child?" (joke-id:2831) next joke