A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street cornerduring a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a lightpost with one hand,and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head withher other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dressupward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing herprivates for everyone to see. The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, eveybody is taking a look atwhat you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dressdown is more important than worrying about your hat?" "Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking atis 85 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!" (joke-id:3108) next joke